squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

413px:

plantgay:

kelbii:

plantgay:

42awesomesteve:

plantgay:

tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably

sorry i think you misspelt brilliant

nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying

What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*

what the fuck

what the fuck

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

fawun:

azdec:

cunt-slap:

what

FUCK

I will never sleep again

fawun:

azdec:

cunt-slap:

what

FUCK

I will never sleep again

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

soul-assassins:

wertheyouth:

sexy-vegan:

Whoa this is actually powerful

I

Damn

soul-assassins:

wertheyouth:

sexy-vegan:

Whoa this is actually powerful

I

Damn

copyrlght:

when you try your best

image

but you dont succeed

image

commbuoy:

post punk

commbuoy:

post punk

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

image

nypmh:

call me baby girl and princess and tell me how cute i am

fatandnerdy:

The process - no makeup, foundation, contouring and blush, eyeshadow and brows, liners and mascara, lipstick.

awwww-cute:

But dad

awwww-cute:

But dad

breadprincess:

gold-star-4-trying:

In case you were feeling sad.

This is the third time I’ve reblogged this today and I DON’T EVEN CARE

breadprincess:

gold-star-4-trying:

In case you were feeling sad.

This is the third time I’ve reblogged this today and I DON’T EVEN CARE