8ats:

guess who feels cute.. 

8ats:

guess who feels cute.. 

naughtylokiconfessions:

badger-in-a-sodastream:

((Moffat take note))

This is some useful shit

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

cruel-kaworus-thesis:

But seriously, if you say “corset scene” every anime fan in the world knows what scene you’re talking about.

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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

daughter-of-terror:

I’ve always wondered what exactly Voldemort and the Death Eaters did to Florean Fortescue. Why was he so important that they felt the need to kidnap him? Were they perhaps so evil that they didn’t even want people to have ice cream anymore? Or did they just want all the ice cream for themselves?

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

andrysb24:

officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

I think they just have a lot of plastic laying around and they just think what can we make now?

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

toastdurr:

maelalonde:

toastdurr:

giranthia replied to your post: i was supposed to be downtown like 30 …

iconic

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put my face on a postage stamp

okay

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oH M GOD

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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philosophicalharry:

me at family parties

• “who even are these people”
• “lets play a game called guess the wifi password”
• “yes i am really this tall”
• “can we leave now”
• “free food holla”
• “im really bad at guessing wifi passwords”


me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?